Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit and I Don't Care If My Laugh Is Annoying!!

I'm a little behind the eight ball on this one, but I just discovered the Honey Badger video narrated by Randall.  I can't tell you why I think this video is funny, but it makes me laugh my ass off.  I mean, the kind of laugh where I throw my head back, open my mouth wide and cackle like a crazy woman.  I was recently told that my laugh was obnoxious.  But like the honey badger...I don't give a shit!  When I laugh like that, it means something is really funny.  Like light up my whole body and make me glad to be alive and even have the ability to laugh, funny.  Laughter makes everything alright and I believe it truly has healing abilities.  And isn't it funny how seeing and hearing other people laugh can cheer you up and make you laugh.  So, to the one who told me my laugh is obnoxious, you can just suck it.  You wish your laugh was as awesome as mine.  And to everyone else, make sure you watch this video around others, so that your laughter can make their day better.

Pride and Prejudice

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.

Mansfield Park

If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient; at others, so bewildered and so weak; and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control! We are, to be sure, a miracle every way; but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.

"He was not handsome, and his manners required intimacy to make them pleasing. He was too diffident to do justice to himself; but when his natural shyness was overcome, his behaviour gave every indication of an open, affectionate heart."